Episode #35: Sarah Skilling

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Episode #35: Homemade Peter Cetera shirt, deadly slap bracelets, useless old notebooks

Hilarious spesh guest Sarah Skilling stops by with a weathered but functional home made Peter Cetera fan shirt AND some stories about being in Seattle’s finest Michael Bolton cover band. Meanwhile, Kevin brings fun but deadly slap bracelets and Travis brings some crappy old comedy notebooks because he’s really running out of stuff to share. And this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart.

Episode #34: ERIK BLOOD

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Episode 34: Seattle musical history holy relic, freshly broken rice cooker, old photo album of sentimental crap

Super-producer and savior ERIK BLOOD stops by to share a holy relic of Seattle musical history! You won’t be surprised at all how quickly our discussion of said item devolves into a discussion of The X Files! Meanwhile, Kevin brings (and breaks) a rice cooker that he was going to give to Travis and Travis shows off a photo album full of old sentimental junk! Whirlwinds are reaped! Wild oats are sowed!

Episode #33: Jake Stratton

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Episode #33: upsetting bodybuilder trophy, crappy secondhand toys, Superhero satire book from days past

Spesh guest Jake Stratton (3-2-1 BATTLE!) stops by to share some wrestling lore and a gross/sexy bodybuilding trophy. Kevin brings an antique superhero satire book and Travis scrambles for anything and ends up settling on a toy giraffe and a music box, both of which he bought at Goodwill in the last two months. Meanwhile, everyone bonds over their shared love of legendary wrestlers Randy Randy and the Ultimate Wrestler. Tis’ a consummation devoutly to be wished!

Episode #32: Corey J Brewer

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Episode #32: Self-made novelty football enthusiasm shirt, possibly important mix CD, HARD BOOZE

Super spesh guest (and composer of our theme song!!) Corey J Brewer stops by with a found mix CD that MIGHT have once belonged to a legendary dead person. Meanwhile, during the same show, Kevin shares a shirt that he draws on every February FOR REASONS EXPLAINED ON THE SHOW. Travis, clearly undergoing a crisis, brings a decanter that just so happens to contain booze, which everybody drinks and shit gets nuts. To a socially acceptable degree.

Episode #31: Jana Hutchison

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Episode #31: bag of hurtful/pleasurable medical devices, sick fuckin axe, framed photograph of a can of Dr. Pepper 

Our friend and comedy co-worker Jana “Hutch” Hutchison stops by with a big ol’ bag of medical equipment, some of which hurts us. Travis brings his sick new axe (that’s what awesome people call a guitar) and Kevin brings a baffling and inexplicable piece of framed art. He then tries and fails to explic it. It’s like an adventure of the mind and soul, but more fun.

Episode #30! Carina Simmons

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Episode THIRTY!! Awesome fucking power drill, golf clubs/hat ensemble, fine art/med book/expensive and unpopular candy

Amazing artist/animator Carina Simmons stops by to shower us with gifts! Among these gifts is a ten dollar candy bar! Less exciting than candy, Kevin brings a set of sentimental golf clubs and and old man hat. Travis brings a drill, which he proceeds to use to drill holes into the podcasting table. And he wasn’t even drunk! It’s a can’t miss.



Episode #29: Celene Ramadan RETURNS!!!!

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Episode #29: broke down computer with tantalizing files, big dumb movie poster, super lame nutcracker 

The amazing Celene (Prom Queen/Leeni/Snax) Ramadan becomes the first return guest as we meditate and ruminate over the New Year’s resolutions we made together last year. Plus, Leeni brings a broken computer, Kevin brings a big dumb poster and Travis brings a nutcracker and discusses his embarrassing childhood obsession with nutcrackers. It’s the first and only genuine Christmas miracle that’s ever happened!

Episode #28: Marc Palm

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Episode twenty eight: Detroit public access VHS, adorable childhood writings, Louis CK dartboard

We’re back, baby! Fresh from his legendary lost appearance on one of our BURGLARIZED EPISODES, cartoonist/drawer Marc Palm is (also) back to talk about his recent viral fame illustrating for Mad Magazine and to share a nigh-irreplaceable videotape of some significance. Meanwhile, Travis brings his recently-acquired dartboard with Louis CK’s face on it (not really but close) and Kevin brings some adorable writings from his childhood! And, for the first time in months, NOTHING GOES WRONG! Here’s hoping the streak will continue, but it seems doubtful.

Episode #27: Christan Leonard

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Episode #27: Poster, camera, vagina costume, frustration 

Our fabulous streak of difficulties continues! But this week it’s back to good ol’ technical difficulties rather than the criminal kind, as we reel from losing yet another entire episode! Fortunately, super spesh guest Christan Leonard was kind enough to stick around so we could record this half episode to discuss the disaster while it was still fresh. ALSO we discuss the amazing handmade vagina costume that Christan wears throughout. It’s filled with pathos AND we discover the dual meanings of the term “souping.” Spoiler! Both are gross.


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Episode #26: Stick that caused robbery of Travis’ home including laptop containing podcast episodes, Yoda

Hey folks! Sorry for the absence, but Travis’ home was robbed and the creep(s) stole his podcasts! But after some regrouping, we borrowed Sophie’s (Kevin’s girlfriend) laptop and have begun picking up the pieces and soldiering on. No spesh guest on this episode, as we discuss THE BURGLARY for a little while, the two awesome ‘casts that are now lost for the ages, and then STAR WARS, because of course.